Posts Tagged ‘superman’
So more news from Singapore. First we spotted the affordable slut (ironically, I thought they were free), then the armpit sniffing psycho who is now in the sing-sing, and now we’ve discovered perhaps the first ever Batman-Suparman hybrid ever. We have reasons to believe this joker may be an imposter. He has no underwear on his head and he cant prove that he’s wearing it down there. But one thing is clear. If this is a clever ploy to throw us of so that the new Joker-Lex Luther hybrid (that would be shit-in-my-pants scary!) then it’s working very well. Even the name is original!
Another theory that emerged:
The “bin” is not something you put rubbish in. In Muslim communities, it means “son of”. So if this is true, we’re looking at a huge cover-up, one that no one saw coming: Batman is actually Superman’s son! That would mean Lois Lane gave birth to the Dark Knight. Could Joker actually Lex Luther then?! WOAH!
So after we found out that Batman was actually the son of Superman and Lex Luther MIGHT actually be The Joker, we find another gem! This time from a popular blog, one brought to you by the same jokers (geddit?) who does Lolcats.
Update on the Man of Steel: I recently discovered a Facebook Page.
One member commented:
“Do you know what will be worse? His nametag on his army uniform will be ‘Batman’…”
Watch the other side laugh to death.
Speculation exists as to whether or not this guy exists, prompting a fellow dimwit group member to suggest that it’s Arabic and should be read from right to left. Okay, Einstein, that reads “namrapus nib namtab”. Now what?
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