Archive for February, 2010
Why just shorten your URL’s? Make ‘em badass BEFORE: http://mwtf.wordpress.com AFTER: http://5z8.info/turkeyporn_t1g0a_dogfights BEFORE: www.facebook.com AFTER: http://5z8.info/cockdock.gif_l4z5p_hackwebcam BEFORE: www.twitter.com AFTER: http://5z8.info/hookers_q5v9m__init_download
So you say that the world has too many search engines and yet you continue to add another? Logical, Microsoft. By the way, what in the world is a decision engine. “It’s not an engine, it’s a decision engine?” WTF? Seems like they’re trying to position themselves differently by giving themselves a different “category”. Dude, [...]
This is not a cleaverly (Gedit?) Photoshopped image – it’s actually South Koreans using sausages as stylus to beat the notoriously cold winters. A statistic claims that sales have gone up by 40% because of this ingeniuty. Source: Silicon Alley Business Insider, Bikehugger
Editorial fail! Prime minister Brown may not be the best leader of the free world (or any world, for that matter) but at least he tries to solve ALL problems. Is it any wonder he’s so incapable? The man’s tired!
A PayPal Facebook app turns you into an instant douchebag! Rat out friends who owe you money. Publicly shame them and get your money back. In 4 easy steps! It’s as easy as A, B, C, D! Step 1. Choose your shamepaign Step 2. Get a mugshot Step 3. Preview your smear campaign, tell the [...]
So more news from Singapore. First we spotted the affordable slut (ironically, I thought they were free), then the armpit sniffing psycho who is now in the sing-sing, and now we’ve discovered perhaps the first ever Batman-Suparman hybrid ever. We have reasons to believe this joker may be an imposter. He has no underwear on [...]
The Bank of Scotland have launched their “re-branding” efforts. Translation: “You’ve paid out billions to save us from the shit storm so you’ve earned the privilege to give us a thousand pounds every month. Oh, and to piss on your parade even more, we’ll give you five pounds for it.” An executive says: “We are [...]
Ordered a book on Sunday @ 3pm and it arrived at 10am Monday. How lean/agile does amazon’s supply chain have to be in order to pull it off? If that wasnt punch-you-in-the-face shocking, the depot is almost 400 miles (approx. 650 kilometres or 25,344,000 inches away!) Did they use a G5 just to get me [...]
You know the iPad rocks because there are 1 billion adjectives to describe its awesome coolness.
